What have I done maybe I am just jealous but I still feel shes in danger

Lol

She says no one loves her but truth is I love her but apparently I dont amount to anything

I hate my fuckin life

I love her so much but she doesn’t care

If you tickle me im not responsible for your injuries.

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Reasons why I volunteer to pass out papers: 10%-because im nice. 30%-to walk around and talk to my friends. 60%-to look at other peoples grades.

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What is the first letter in the English alphabet? A) C B)D C) A D)B

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I love it when commercials interrupt each other “If you have bad credit— My name is Doug and I have mesotheloma”

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